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Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 9:02 pm on July 2, 2009

Quote: from Forever Angel at 2:56 am on July 3, 2009

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 2:43 am on July 3, 2009

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 2:22 am on July 3, 2009

Promoting domestic violence is not funny.

   Yes, he is actively promoting it.      

   That post is clearly just him screaming 'GO BEAT YOUR WIVES!!!'

   


Double standard kind of guy, huh?

  Eh, sure. At least his joke was funny.


I'm sure you would think so. As did he, apparently.

Ah, so what exactly are you insinuating here then? That I beat on people I'm in a relationship with? Hmm, sure. Good one. Burnnnn.


I'm insinuating that you think it's funny for a man to leave the imprint of his ring on a woman's forehead. Is that over your head?

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:04 pm on July 2, 2009

BUT VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER

the bible says so, exodus 35:2, anyone who works on the sabbath shall be put to death. what do you reckon FA? Is it okay if I kill my friend for working on saturday, or do i have to call the police and get them to do it?


So you go straight from slapping a woman around to killing someone? And why are you bringing the Bible into this? Are you making a comment about my religious beliefs? Is that a common defense for unfunny jokes?

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well if i were to leave a red mark on her head from a ring on my hand, it'd be from punching her in the face, not slapping her. i'm a man, i don't slap.

why? because i thought it was funny and i just recently watched an episode of the west wing with that in it (though not verbatim) so i thought it was appropriate to mention it. it was a joke, no subtle digs at your religious beliefs.

and i wasn't defending the joke in the OP, that's clearly funny, and doesn't need to be defended, unlike your poor racist example.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:16 pm on July 2, 2009

and i wasn't defending the joke in the OP, that's clearly funny, and doesn't need to be defended, unlike your poor racist example.
Oh, blatant sexism is much more funny and acceptable than 'perceived' racism? And I guess you don't really know what racism is from that statement. Now that is really funny.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:16 pm on July 2, 2009

well if i were to leave a red mark on her head from a ring on my hand, it'd be from punching her in the face, not slapping her. i'm a man, i don't slap.
Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to slight your manhood. "Slapping a woman around" was just a figure of speech. I'm sure you'd be using your fists rather than an open hand.

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it's not perceived.

and yes, i generally find sexist jokes funnier than racist jokes. your joke was just not funny, plain and simple.

it fucking tanked, why are you trying to defend it? smart people would move on realising it's a non-story, plenty of jokes fail.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009

it's not perceived.

and yes, i generally find sexist jokes funnier than racist jokes. your joke was just not funny, plain and simple.

it fucking tanked, why are you trying to defend it? smart people would move on realising it's a non-story, plenty of jokes fail.


This joke of yours is not funny either. And it's old. And it wasn't funny when it was new.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009

it's not perceived.
Explain the racism, then. If you can.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:42 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009

it's not perceived.  

 and yes, i generally find sexist jokes funnier than racist jokes. your joke was just not funny, plain and simple.  

 it fucking tanked, why are you trying to defend it? smart people would move on realising it's a non-story, plenty of jokes fail.


This joke of yours is not funny either. And it's old. And it wasn't funny when it was new.

You're the only one who doesn't think it's funny...While it wasn't hilarious, it fucking kicked your jokes arse, love. Deal with it.

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Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:43 am on July 3, 2009

Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009

it's not perceived.
Explain the racism, then. If you can.

how is me explaining it going to do anything? you'll just deny it or find some stupid flaw with it to try to prove to yourself that it doesn't suck. the fact of the matter is you think your shit joke was good, when it blew. i won't waste time and argue with you by dissecting your awful joke.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 3:20 pm on July 3, 2009

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009

it's not perceived.
Explain the racism, then. If you can.

how is me explaining it going to do anything? you'll just deny it or find some stupid flaw with it to try to prove to yourself that it doesn't suck. the fact of the matter is you think your shit joke was good, when it blew. i won't waste time and argue with you by dissecting your awful joke.

Oh, so it's perfectly fine for you to make an accusation and not have to back it up? I don't believe you know what racism is. You just spew your denigrating opinions and walk away. Good job there, MOD.

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me reciting the definition and explanation of racism in context won't prove anything, and i'm not going to waste time on doing so so you can nitpick random parts so you can make yourself feel good.

i can do whatever i please, point being, the joke was funny, and you should stop being so butthurt because people didn't like yours.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 5:40 pm on July 3, 2009

me reciting the definition and explanation of racism in context won't prove anything, and i'm not going to waste time on doing so so you can nitpick random parts so you can make yourself feel good.

i can do whatever i please, point being, the joke was funny, and you should stop being so butthurt because people didn't like yours.


As can I.

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good for you sugar cups.

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Quote: from marshmellowman at 5:58 pm on July 3, 2009

good for you sugar cups.
Be nice...
Moderators shall not demean ... members...

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