Girl: Do you want to see my underwear? Boy: I sure do!
Girl: I don't have any hair down there.
Boy: I don't care.
Girl: I have got a little lacy surprise!
Boy: Oh boy!
Girl: And you aren't going to believe your eyes.
Girl: I have got a little lacy surprise! Oh daddy won't you close your eyes.
Post edited at 5:31 pm on July 2, 2009 by yoshiness
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"Last night I tried to slip it in her rear. When she began to
complain about the pain, I stupidly told her to take it like a man."
~Quantumleaper