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Replies: 24Last Post July 5 11:51pm by alishaaaa
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K r e s c e n d o

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ROFLWINWIN!

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: USA male
You: USA female.
Stranger: of course you are
Stranger: so whats up
Stranger: its summer
Stranger: why are you hom
Stranger: shouldnt you be outside showing off your bod
Stranger: oh em gee
You: Normally I would, but I'm morbidly obese.
You: You know.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: shit
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: im kinda fat too
Stranger: i have stretch marks
Stranger: :/
You: So do I.
You: All over my body.
You: Especially on my bulging fat rolls.
Stranger: damn
You: They're also covered in syrup.
Stranger: love handles
Stranger: that sucks
You: Since I ate pancakes earlier.
You: Mmm.
Stranger: mmm
You: If I could, I would have sex with a pancake.
Stranger: Interesting
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EPIC WIN.

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Muddbutt


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haha

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got to love that site :)

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Aria of Silence


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hahahahahaha

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speakslowlove

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Lmfao!!
Too funny!!

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Stranger:im naked
You:ok
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2+2=5

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Connecting to server... <br> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. <br> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! <br> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! <br> You: Can I ask you a personal question? <br> Stranger: depends <br> You: On? <br> Stranger: the question <br> You: Well... Can I have a bite of your speghetti? <br> Stranger: no <br> You: awh man! <br> You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with. <br> You: :`( <br> You: please. <br> Stranger: well, interesting <br> Stranger: show me you spoon first <br> You: That would be impossible, kind stranger. <br> Stranger: who are you? <br> Stranger: okay <br> You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable. <br> You: Not really invisible, because I can see it. <br> You: Just no one else can. <br> You: It's complicated, really. <br> Stranger: well I cannot <br> Stranger: ur right <br> You: I know. That's usually what a lot of people say. <br> Stranger: what do you exactly want? <br> Stranger: are you really hungry or what? <br> You: Just a bite of your spegetti. <br> You: No. I just want to taste it. =9 <br> Stranger: it should taste good to someone <br> You: Well, I want to see if it does or not. <br> You: And you will not let me. :`( <br> Stranger: I may if I have one <br> You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they're Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti. <br> Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti? <br> Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti. <br> You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians. <br> Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that. <br> You: You should do some brushing up on your geography. <br> Stranger: well... Are the italians in italy? <br> You: No. I already told you... They are in France. <br> You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes. <br> Stranger: well good luck with you dreams <br> You: Thank you. I'm glad you support me. <br> Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti <br> You: You're kinda like a bra, you know, stranger. <br> Stranger: why <br> Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that <br> You: because you give support. <br> You: DUH. <br> Stranger: wow <br> You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger. <br> Stranger: okay <br> You: I'm glad you agree. <br> Stranger: what local time is it now <br> You: Time for a bite of your speghetti. <br> Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living <br> Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti <br> Stranger: good day <br> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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alishaaaa


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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Can I ask you a personal question?
Stranger: depends
You: On?
Stranger: the question
You: Well... Can I have a bite of your speghetti?
Stranger: no
You: awh man!
You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with.
You: :`(
You: please.
Stranger: well, interesting
Stranger: show me you spoon first
You: That would be impossible, kind stranger.
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: okay
You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable.
You: Not really invisible, because I can see it.
You: Just no one else can.
You: It's complicated, really.
Stranger: well I cannot
Stranger: ur right
You: I know. That's usually what a lot of people say.
Stranger: what do you exactly want?
Stranger: are you really hungry or what?
You: Just a bite of your spegetti.
You: No. I just want to taste it. =9
Stranger: it should taste good to someone
You: Well, I want to see if it does or not.
You: And you will not let me. :`(
Stranger: I may if I have one
You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they're Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti.
Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti?
Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti.
You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians.
Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that.
You: You should do some brushing up on your geography.
Stranger: well... Are the italians in italy?
You: No. I already told you... They are in France.
You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes.
Stranger: well good luck with you dreams
You: Thank you. I'm glad you support me.
Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti
You: You're kinda like a bra, you know, stranger.
Stranger: why
Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that
You: because you give support.
You: DUH.
Stranger: wow
You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger.
Stranger: okay
You: I'm glad you agree.
Stranger: what local time is it now
You: Time for a bite of your speghetti.
Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living
Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti
Stranger: good day
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11:51 pm on July 5, 2009 | Joined: July 2009 | Days Active: 1
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