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Post funny convos from omegle
Replies: 24 — Last Post July 5 11:51pm by alishaaaa
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Delivery Boy
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1. Go to www.omegle.com
2. Chat with somebody
3. ???
4. Profit!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: how r ya?
You: bored, you?
Stranger: horny
Stranger: have a cam?
You: yeah
You: asl?
Stranger: 24m
Stranger: u?
You: 16/f :)
Stranger: msn?
You: i might give it to you... ;)
You: you have to convince me though!
Stranger: how
You: make me horny too
Stranger: im whispering dirty things to ur ears
Stranger: my hands r on ur boobs
You: ooo what are you whispering
Stranger: sexy id like to fuck u like no one else
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Stranger: so
Stranger: r u kidding?
You: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons now.
Stranger: no comment
Stranger: did i pass the test?
You: Reference code 3744956127 has been entered into the database, please stand by.
Stranger: waiting
You: You will now be forwarded to a C.I.A. Agent.
You: Please wait...
Stranger: that enough
Stranger: thats enough
You: Good evening sir my name is Agent Griffith, would you like to tell me what's going on here?
Stranger: nothing
You: How old are you sir?
Stranger: 17
You: According to this chatlog sir you are... 24 years of age.
Stranger: so?
You: And the 'female' you believed you were speaking to was 16.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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And when you're up watching cartoons at like 3 in the
morning you're nice and low to the ground
with your bean bag chair so when you
roll over you can sleep on the floor naked with your bag of cheetos

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Live Just To Die


Swami
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Loooool.

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It's been three weeks since I had a decent sleep,
In an empty bed with a restless head,
These thoughts are killing me so...
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Descartes


Visionary
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WIN

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Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it.
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off
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JackieisBlue


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LMAO.

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corn, and it has been circulating the earth ever since.
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Total Destruction


Guru
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Hahahahahahahahahaha epic win dude!
The C.I.A kicks ass!

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Parappa

Dairy Product Addict
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HAHA! OH SHIT.

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I gotta believe!
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GoodFairy13


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Oh the chuckles!!

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In time, you'll see someone stare back.
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hope19


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LOL! That's awesome!
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devilmaycrydude


Executive 		Reply
lmfao this is awesome

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you have a father.
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Parappa

Dairy Product Addict
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Quote: from necronomicon servant at 1:37 pm on July 3, 2009
Hahahahahahahahahaha epic win dude!  
The C.I.A kicks ass!

..*Sigh*

*SPANKAGE*

Post edited at 1:39 pm on July 3, 2009 by Parappa

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I gotta believe!

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carelesmind

Executive
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lol @ yours

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you know you lol @ this
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xoAllixs0n


Guru
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LMFAO. I'm going to go do this.

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who knows she is capable of anything that she puts her mind to.
who knows she can fall, pick herself up, and move on.
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Violently Happy


Enlightened One 		Reply
wow lol

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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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yyyt


Soothsayer 		Reply
cool.

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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
signatures, they always turn out tacky...
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Parappa

Dairy Product Addict
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BAHAHA, oh I missed this site...

Stranger: u chick
You: Me chick
Stranger: u hot
You: Me on fiyah
Stranger: wha
You: Me hot.
Stranger: how old
You: 67. I GOT EXPERIENCE, SONNY.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I gotta believe!

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