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Ok, So alot of you are probably wondering where I went for so long. Truth be told I have been traveling through the multiverse for the last month or so. See I took this red pill. or 2. Actualy I dont remember how many I took, but thats not the point. after about an hour reality started to disolve, and so I closed my eyes, instancly being teleported into another plane of existance. I would later find out that it was done by an alien race of time and demintion nomads, bent on domination of the future. distant future. Not the point. So I opened my eyes, and I was in a room made of pot plants. the roof was nice leaves god it was beautiful. There were 2 gentlemen who were bartering with pills. So after pocket checking myself, I found that I had a few pills my self, and traded them for 2 lighters, and a knife. Shortly after that I left the room, and as I was walking down the hallway, I noticed I was steping through vortexes of light and darkness. Then I stepped through one, and Was standing on a mountian in space. So after walking down the mountian, I found that there was a city on the bottom of it. like the citty was the base of the entire mountian. there I met a person who told me that some war was rageing and that aleins were right about to come and start fighting where I was. He handed me something called the admirals pistol, and then ran off to his fleet. 10,000 ships took off into space, and I watched them go into a great war. Suddenly a great dragon appered, and with one breath of fury, he destroyed both fleets, and the fury continued to come at me. I closed my eyes in fear and then nothing happened. So I opened my eyes and I was again in a new place. people were fighting with giant rubber horse cocks, and blow up dolls. At first I wasnt sure weather to laugh or run, but then someone ran at me attacking, so I shot him with the pistol the admril of the mountian fleet gave me. it shot a beautiful rainbow out of it that cut through my assailant, and 5 of the men behind him. I noticed a little control on the side of the pistol, that read .0001% output. I turned the dial untill it read .0004% and fired again. a beam the size of a car shot out, and everyone fighting ran off in fear. suddenly 4 giant pepsi bottles appered in the sky and I shot at them, then I ran. And then a great voice spoke to me. To be continued.
------- all dazed out from smoking melted twinkies The incredible, lunchbox Yama nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi One more knife tear for the road.
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easley6
Quality Control Engineer
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who r u
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1:34 pm on July 3, 2009 | Joined: June 2009 | Days Active: 31 Join to learn more about easley6 Illinois, United States | Straight Female | Posts: 509 | Points: 835
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JackieisBlue
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I missed you.
------- In the beginning, God made one giant batch of candy corn, and it has been circulating the earth ever since.
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Psycloner
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Wow... and you did it without inviting me? Ah well, hope it was fun. =] Post edited at 1:39 pm on July 3, 2009 by Psycloner
------- I've seen what I was, I know what I'll be, I've seen it all, there is no more to see. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong reasons, wrong goal
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Muddbutt
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i honestly dont know who you are.
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