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So three guys are waiting to get into Heaven
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And God tells them that what they drive depends on how faithful they were in life.

So the first guy says, "I cheated a lot, I'll admit it." So God gives him a bicycle.

The second guy says, "I only cheated once." And God gives him a motorcycle.

The third guy says, "I've never cheated." And God gives him a Lamborghini.

Later the man on the motorcycle sees the guy driving the Lamborghini crying. When he asks the man why he's crying, he replies, "I just saw my wife walking."

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ROFL

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Awww!

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awwwwwwwwwwww

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What happens when the only person that can make you stop crying
Is the one who made you cry.

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haha.
i saw another version of this joke, but his wife is riding a skateboard at the end.

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I lol'd

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I dont get it.
did he kill his wife?

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um

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lmao

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awwww haha

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Heard. lol

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LOL

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I smiled.

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noooo

he never cheated because his wife died

you cant cheat on someone who isnt there



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