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That "dot" on her forehead...
It's a joke...
Replies: 57 — Last Post July 6 2:11am by champu
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Pectus Pectoris Memor
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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.

If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical advice.

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"God does play dice" - Stephen Hawking

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I have to admit, that's pretty funny

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fail. and you're from kansas you should do better than that.
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seriously?

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lulz

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that's awful D:
i almost lol'd
almost

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Rofl

And so not to be ignorant

Dot = Bindi

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It's been three weeks since I had a decent sleep,
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God's laughing.

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lol!!

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Actually, its the dot from the sniper scope to keep her in line

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Quote: from Live Just To Die at 1:38 pm on June 30, 2009
Rofl

And so not to be ignorant

Dot = Bindi

Thank you, I admit to ignorance of the Hindu religion.

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i didnt laugh

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ha, nice

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I had no idea

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Pectus Pectoris Memor
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Quote: from TaliaBBy at 1:37 pm on June 30, 2009
fail. and you're from kansas you should do better than that.  
:(
And you're from Kansas, too, so you should know it's spelled with a capital "K"... tsk, tsk tsk.

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