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Foreword:  

Upon realising my newfound deity-like status as a 'Member of Yore', my thoughts immediately swung to the befuddled pseudo-hierarchy of our new paradise. And what better way to christen the new digs than to dream up a completely rethought ranking system, based on how old-school a member may be (with a little added spice).  

Choosing your old-school title:  
Since we've been around the site so long, I figure we should all at least be permitted our own titles (for example, I have designated myself "Overmaster of all that is Poppin' Fresh").  

Point Ascription:  
Calculate your total from the below list, and post the result in this topic.  

Are you / have you/ did you / [fitting prefix]...  

• More than 365 Active Days (300 points).  
  
• 100 Points per 100 Active Days total (i.e. 500 active days = 500 points).  
  
• Joined in 2000 (2000 points).  
  
• Joined in 2001 (1700 points).  
  
• Joined in 2002 (1400 points).  
  
• Joined in 2003 (1100 points).  
  
• Joined in 2004 (800 points).  
  
• Joined in 2005 (500 points).  
  
• Joined in 2006 (200 points).  
  
• Posted in the topic, "I'm an ugly male, what should I do for romance?" by thegame310 (500 points).  
  
• Posted in the topic, "Sleepy" by sexy dean (350 points).  
  
• Listed as an official member of 'Team Elite' (600 points).  
  
• Have ever been in the "#igloos" IRC channel (150 points).  
  
• Have, at one point or another, been considered an "IRC Regular" (300 points).  
  
• Participated in at least one incarnation of "Dominion: A game of global asskickery" (350 points).  
  
• Was a member of the victorious nation of Bohemia in Dominion II (100 points).  
  
• Was around for the hilarity of LiveWire's 2005 April Fool's Day prank (350 points).  
  
• Was around FIRST during the lifetime of "The Serious Forum" (400 points).  
  
• Obtained the LiveWire Intellectual Badge (150 points).  
  
• Around during the infamous "Sidebar Movement" (50 points).  
  
• Around during the infamous creation of the "Basic Membership Checklist" (30 points).  
  
• Currently a moderator (100 points).  
  
• Previously a moderator, but have since resigned/been demoted (250 points).  
  
• Listed as a member of Inari's Cult (400 points).  
  
• Invited as one of the original members of quidam's "The Martian Liberation Front" group (150 points).  
  
• Have obtained the 'Customizable' rank (300 points).  
  
• Have amassed more than 1000 Active Days (600 points).  
  
• Have been active during abs' "angrybellsprout" days 500 points).  
  
• Have been active during abs' "lollerskate" days (300 points).  
  
• Have been active during abs' "abspwnsyou" days (100 points).  
  
• Was around for chalkboard sonata's "A Tribute to Noir" contest (350 points).  
  
• Know what "Mr. Grey's Laundrymat" pertains to (200 points).  
  
• Was, at one point or another, a member of tkster's "The LiveWire Skeptic's Society" group (180 points).  
  
• Have ever posted on LiveWire whilst drunk (100 points).  
  
• Have ever posted on LiveWire whilst high (200 points).  
  
• Have ever had a topic stickied (200 points).  
  
• Have ever had a topic modpicked (200 points).  
  
• Have ever spoken to Hamel(200 points) .  
  
• Are Tangaroa (500 points).  
  
• Remember NYGirl1113's "Smoking Contest" (75 points).  
  
• Have met a LiveWire member in real life [does not include members known before joining LiveWire] (300 points per member met).  
  
• Donned a Scottatar (150 points).  
  
• Recall reading one of the several "Cyber Adventures" posted on the site (300 points).  
  
• Joined a Fairly Erotic Working Sexuality (200 points).  
  
• Created a topic spanning over 20 pages (200 points).  
  
• Present for the Butters UK banzornizing drama (100 points).  
  
• Present for the introduction of the sidebar. (250 points).  
  
• Joined the Male Organization of Lesbians. (250 points).  
  
• Closed your account to be an emo whiner only to come back x months/days/hours later (150 points).
  
• Able to recall 'katyduck' as 'cest moi'. (150 points)
  
• Remember the debate of the Support Leader Forum. (125 points)
  
• Recall when all SL's were mysteriously demoted. (250 points)
  
• Can remember why 'penis' was added as an option to nearly every poll for a while. (300 points)
  
• Were around for the 'censoring' of LiveWire (and its later removal). (180 points)
  
• Can positively remember the 'Crisp' phenomenon. (300 points)
  
• Were ever present in the original "#livewire" IRC channel. (275 points)
  
• Were a part of Anthem's [inmember] topic.(220 points)

Disclaimer: This list is not complete, as I know I'm certainly not one of the most old-school members of the site. If you should see something worth correcting, or wish to add something, post it. I'll add it to the below list of criteria, which have yet to be added to the 'official' list (as I know no one wants to have to recalculate their point values every day). Expect the below list to be added to the above list in a little while, once it fills up.

Criteria Yet to be Added:
None, motherfucker.

Once you're done calculating your point total, post it along with your title and I'll add you to the leaderboard (below). And, when given the chance, parade around the site looking superior. Because, hell, you are.  

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TiMmMeE fucked up the original topic 'cause he's dumb.  It can be found here.

Post edited at 9:09 pm on Oct. 10, 2008 by myystic

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now lookee baby,
you're just nineteen.

Leaderboard:

• 14485: WigAOK9: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new DDR-champion.
  
• 12305: RachLeigh13: She Whose Grin Did Heal the Sick, and Cure the Ill.
  
• 11675: bri872002: If You Wanna Date Her Now, It's Too Late. She's Famous Now.
  
• 11544: JennyColada: She Who Will Rip Your Head Off For Candy.
  
• 11235: DarkLink224: Jude the Obscure.    
  
• 10585: the real anti christ: Sells for $15/bottle.
  
• 10500: CmplctedCheerGrl: Manic topic poster full of useless information.
  
• 10435: medjai: The Black Soldier.    
  
• 10000: Guru.
  
• 9705: TiMmMeE: The Greater of Two Tims.  
  
• 9330: Tangaroa: Still More Unmotived Than You.
  
• 9230: TheEverChanging: Penisboy the Avenger.
  
• 9155: Nikki: Woop.
  
• 9085: ajm51987: He Who Pushes New Bounds of Lifelessness.  
  
• 8885: Apotheosis: Lover Extraordinaire.
  
• 8805: NYGirl1113: Short Lesbian Jew.
  
• 8800: Jailee18: JAIMAH.
  
• 8679: negative0: Kid with Raisins for Nipples.
  
• 8655: cutie2: The Sandal's Worst Nightmare.
  
• 8530: penguincube: Emperor of the Emperor Penguins.
  
• 8445: katyduck: She Bangs, She Bangs.
  
• 8210: iamironman: Cube Man.
  
• 8175: Shuichi: Woot, this topic was his only reply for like a year or some shit. I own at life.
  
• 8105: CocaMotive: She Who Called Me 'Sweetpea'.
  
• 8100: Anthem: Heil Führerin Katrine!
  
• 8000: Enlightened One.
  
• 7955: candyflipper: She Slices, She Dices, She Sells Cheap Heroin!
  
• 7955: bighead1991: Meow.
  
• 7880: OLPFan200: The Man Who Eats With Both A Spork And A Fpoon
  
• 7855: PiXiE: A Lactose-Intollerant Slab of Self-Loathing Cheddar.
  
• 7855: CraziJ: Infinite Weilder of Bananas.
  
• 7600: Winston: Drops it like it's Hot.
  
• 7505: myystic: Overmaster of all that is Poppin' Fresh.    
  
• 7430: Kates04: She Who Bones Kirill.  
  
• 7430: MorningStar: "B&" or something.
  
• 7350: Organized Chaos: Shambled Order.
  
• 7125: storm: The Dutch Reformer.
  
• 7025: Scottish Gal: YER MA! (For Katy)
  
• 7005: luvinmychica: LiveWire's Resident Stoner.
  
• 6970: xdark angelx: She Who Probably Has Something To Do With Back-Titration.
  
• 6905: Redstar7: Invented the concept of 'cat'.
  
• 6855: bigred23: She Whose Mom Goes to College.
  
• 6785: randi: The Antarctic Polar Bear.
  
• 6730: anonymousss: Click the Checkbox Under Your Posts, and There Lies Confusion.
  
• 6655: UnusualOne: Zabe.
  
• 6555: Porcelina: Issuer of Contemporary Morale.
  
• 6555: LostWitness: He Who Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar.
  
• 6505: RelientKFan824: When You Push Her, She Sings!
  
• 6500: Hyper-Active Member.
  
• 6455: Kira: Queen of all that is Fancy.
  
• 6410: vulcan: Bomber.
  
• 6405: BBallAsh23: She Who is Without Umbilical Cord.
  
• 6380: galeharoldishot: She Who Shot Gale Harold.
  
• 6355: speedy66: He Who is Not Impressed.
  
• 6310: GdFtherOFCOWS: Proof that the System Sucks a Fair Nut.
  
• 6200: FurryPanther: Who Whose Pot-Plants Are All Named Steve.
  
• 6005: candy canes are rad: She Who Recognises the Potency of the Good Ol' Zerg Rush.
  
• Probably Somewhere In the 6000's: rockinralfman: Lazy Dutch Sod.
  
• 6000: TheUnrealSlimShady: McLovin'.
  
• 5930: Prince o palities: Bringing you Religious Indoctrination Since 1986.
  
• 5780: TheOtherHorseman: Has Cape. Wears Cape. Flies.
  
• 5705: dreamweaver: She Whose Name is often said with the Precursor of 'Polka'.
  
• 5700: Spirit: Secret Santa's Secret Santa.
  
• 5680: Rastafarian: He Who Can't Decide Between Wedding Bells and Death Knells.
  
• 5655: Artistic Drain: Deep Throat.
  
• 5655: koko: Harvested by Black People.
  
• 5650: 4est: Not a Jungle.  
  
• 5645: amiee: She Who Fixed the World with Bows in Her Hair.
  
• 5605: MourningAir: She Who Be The Balls You Be Trippin'.
  
• 5585: ras: More Creative That Your Title.  
  
• 5555: CyberPunk: In Fear, In Faith.
  
• 5530: brookie chookie23: Bringer of education to the photographically-uneducated.
  
• 5530: Malkariss: Keeper of the Calzone.  
  
• 5480: eyewonder: She Who Doesn't Wonder... NOT.
  
• 5450: sexyboy13: Not incredibly sexy female.
  
• 5425: barnabas: The Only Girl Who Wasn't Kidding on April Fool's Day '05.  
  
• 5350: afichic4life9872: She Who'd Rather Take the End Portion of Her Name as Points.  
  
• 7910: wolverineh8ter: fuck you you aren't getting a new name, you're stuck with your shitty old one. hahah!
  
• 5130: morwen: The O Whiny One.
  
• 5030: Micus: What You Talkin' 'Bout, Micus!?
  
• 5030: OverTheAir: LYMoY's Official Smurfette.  
  
• 5000: Connoisseur.
  
• 4890: N e o: The Token Gay Guy.
  
• 4870: Springs: The Token Black Guy.
  
• 4860: prisoner of hss: all your base are belong to hss.
  
• 4855: Blacksummer: Sergeant Shortcake.
  
• 4850: crazyguitaristgirl: The Lactose-Intollerant Dairy Product Addict.
  
• 4830: cpjchsh: The 103rd Dalmatian.  
  
• 4810: Blackadder: The Antithesis of the White Octopus.
  
• 4750: Tell Me Again: nurp.
  
• 4750: ixi: Defender of Starbucks Coffee.  
  
• 4680: candygirl05: She Is The Law, And You Can't Beat The Law.
  
• 4655: StonedInCourt: The Sultry Sexpot Sabattically Sporting Shrewd Sensuality.
  
• 4630: audrey820: Fabricator of Infinite Points.
  
• 4580: minmin: She who believes that sheep will rule the world!
  
• 4280: DancinOnTheMoon: Warp Burger.
  
• 4260: chuckibladez: YEAH.
  
• 4130: The Oath: The Habitual Caffeine User.
  
• 4055: carbonara: Negatively Affected By Carbon Taxing.
  
• 4010: rosemarygirl2002: Aside: Who This Be?  
  
• 4000: Officer.
  
• 3905: Music of the Night: Rawr.
  
• 3880: Rhapsody: Prince of Pseudo-Corruption.
  
• 3880: Khadgar: Yore In Name Only.
  
• 3860: big mac: Deep-Fried To Perfection.
  
• 3855: ilovebobthesheep: She Who Apparently Adores a Ram Named Robert.
  
• 3830: dovelove: Decides what's a stalactite, and what isn't.
  
• 3830: charolastra: Possibly the most sexual being ever to exist.  
  
• 3815: xXAngelofMusicXx: Unjustified deity of LW's non-craptacular days.
  
• 3730: JeremyM: jkwsouthpimpin12's Official LiveWire Husband.
  
• 3680: gorgeous nugget: She Who Sued Hollywood for Naming Rights on 'The Sweetest Thing'.
  
• 3655: If You Dont Dont: She Who Doesn't Not Do.
  
• 3605: semibittersweet: She Whose Ground Eyes Do Carve Monacles of Savantry.
  
• 3605: Kleigh: Kolourful Kookie Kanuck.
  
• 3580: psychopathic doggie: Owner of Approximately One Tongue.
  
• 3530: Born2die: The Guy Who Nobody Knows.
  
• 3500: Cumulonimbus: Large, Foreboding Stormcloud.
  
• 3450: emma19911: Her name's not Emma, she's actually a green paedophile.
  
• 3430: jon davis rocks: Kickin' It Up A Notch.
  
• 3330: Daleacus: Creep.
  
• 3325: MoonlitEden: Was Disallowed Entry into the "Special" Olympics for Misunderstanding what "Special" Implied.
  
• 3280: Big Red: He Who Cares Not What His Title Be.
  
• 3280: me me: Only Plays Tennis With Oars.
  
• 3255: FaIrY 89: The Girl No One Notices.
  
• 3130: Glow Worm: She Who Thought Flatulence Was A Type Of Flower.
  
• 3130: Periwinkle: Small, and Likely Fuzzy.
  
• 3105: gronk: Thunder From Down Under.
  
• 3080: marshmellowman: Noob For A Day!
  
• 3000: Skip: He is no Spoon.
  
• 3000: Rodent Wrangler.
  
• 2910: Tavis: Wakka Wakka Wakka.
  
• 2855: JuicyGal17: She Who Takes Fries With That.
  
• 2830: nycboy9114: The Biggest Loser.  
  
• 2800: Vintorez: Shixty Shix and Shtill Shexy.
  
• 2755: iloveto: She Who Loves To. (It's a slow night, okay?)
  
• 2750: DarkSecretKeeper121: (fuck you i cbf imagining a new one).
  
• 2730: whiskas: Purrs Like A Kitten, Fights Like A Dog.
  
• 2560: PHo: He Who Liked His Old Title Better.
  
• 2530: Lukerules12: Local Loser.
  
• 2480: evil bamboo: Who the Hell is This Guy?
  
• 2450: Sunshine Buddy: She Who Gets Splinters From Papercuts.
  
• 2280: Nappylicious: That Girl With The Fro.
  
• 2230: sydneysue13: She Who Makes Me Think I Should Have Set the Lowest Rank Lower.
  
• 2180: abiloo: Getting Less And Less Like A Noob Every Day.
  
• 2100: mightyboosher: Sixth Reich Sheik.
  
• 2000: Youngster.
  
• 1600: Stand Up: She Who Gets Off My Goddamn Lawn.
  
• 1580: Jay JWLH: For Those Thinking 'It Could Be Worse'.
  
• 1380: The Prodigy: Who Who Beats His Bitches Up.
  
• 950: slim shady: See, now we have conclusive proof that he's got good reason for being a pointless waste of space.

A work forever in progress.

Edit: If you don't put a title in, I'll just make one up for you.

Post edited at 7:44 am on June 7, 2009 by myystic

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now lookee baby,
you're just nineteen.

And I'm the Fabricator of Infinite Points.

Because my total should be 6630. :p

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kid, I wrote back,
all lovers betray.

you should put a reminder for mods not to edit this topic.  Or maybe I'm the only one who is a dumb klutz.

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when we die
some sink and some lay
but at least I
don't see you float away

Creep.

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If you still care, don't ever let me know

'The guy who nobody knows'

PS: I don't really understand but meh...

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Born to Live/also, Group

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Hey, at least it scored me a modpick. Schwam!

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"Rawr."

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If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger

Post edited at 9:59 am on Feb. 10, 2007 by psychopathic doggie

3600 is what i got after I reassessed my stuff

Post edited at 10:14 am on Feb. 10, 2007 by SpRiNgS

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pressure becomes real only the moment we acknowledge that it can affect us

Seen it all, not taken part.

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Dragonfly out in the sun, you know what I mean, don't you know?
Butterflies all out having fun, you know what I mean.